Tuesday, July 29, 2014
  • Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen

kavos-plz:

Korra dancebending. The lovely reference.

miundy-foxy:

I was looking at this picture the other day and suddenly I noticed something

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the fucking size of his arms man

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It made me wonder where the shoulder were like

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well nice try cheating with the shoulder pads but you’re still a noodle.
(and I love it that way actually)

feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

(Source: dickbuttofficial)

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

"Chekov reflects upon life aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise”
i should haff stayed in russia i need some wodka i should get a tribble i’m so done with zees crew“meester chekov, do zees” “meester chekov, do zat” “oh you CAN’T do zat, meester chekov?” “did you break my ship, meester chekov?” no appreciation i am going to start screwing with effryone instead ze cute little innocent pavel andreivich chekov is no more next time zey ask about anything, i shall explain its russian roots “star spangled banner? ancient hymn written in russia.” “history of ze wheel you say? easy. it was inwented in russia.” “scotch, meester scott? inwented by a little old lady from leningrad”

frick

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

"Chekov reflects upon life aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise

i should haff stayed in russia
i need some wodka
i should get a tribble
i’m so done with zees crew
“meester chekov, do zees”
“meester chekov, do zat”
“oh you CAN’T do zat, meester chekov?”
“did you break my ship, meester chekov?”
no appreciation
i am going to start screwing with effryone instead
ze cute little innocent pavel andreivich chekov is no more
next time zey ask about anything, i shall explain its russian roots
“star spangled banner? ancient hymn written in russia.”
“history of ze wheel you say? easy. it was inwented in russia.”
“scotch, meester scott? inwented by a little old lady from leningrad”

frick

(Source: startrekspeare)

heatherm00ch:

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant

(Source: bluedogeyes)

You were born with your father’s rage
and your mother’s backbone;
a proclaimed product of survival.

At only ten you were given your first weapon
which you quickly used to dismantle yourself;
two toes missing and your ego humbled.

Your mother said it was a good thing
a gift from the gods — your mother said

this was how she knew
you would never be a monster,
not like he was —

never like he was.

From the moment you stepped
outside the safety of your home
you knew you were different;

and it wasn’t because you only had
three toes on your right foot,
it wan’t because you had a gap
between your teeth that you could
fit all of valhalla in;

it was something in the crevices of the cavities of your heart.  

something that started in your gut, 
shot through your veins and 
shocked your skin. 

They called it “bloodlust”, and you got your
first taste of it when you beat your fists against
a boys face for calling you “bastard.”

It was the first time you heard the word,

(painted on his lips like a curse
like you should
be ashamed that your mother
saved herself from the grip of death
and had you to show for it)

and the last.

- My Gravel Girl (i) k.a.

*based off my bastard!AU for Astrid who I play over at lindmaer

**(mega props to avannak for the headcanon about Astrid losing her toes after getting her ax) 

(via avannak)

I haven’t faced death. I’ve cheated death. Tricked death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I   k n o w   n o t h i n g.

I haven’t faced death. I’ve cheated death. Tricked death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I   k n o w   n o t h i n g.

(Source: andyourbirdcantimetravel)

cityandsky:

☯..::††~f☮ll☮w f☮r m☮re s☮ft j☮hnny~††::..☯

cityandsky:

☯..::††~f☮ll☮w f☮r m☮re s☮ft j☮hnny~††::..☯